C'mon Impeach the Bastard Already

I can't believe the stupidity of the American public. The media is talking about this like it's open to interpretation as usual. Bush's proclamation of clemency is a slap in the face. But I think if Bush literally wiped his ass with the U.S. Constitution it would be a popular clip on YouTube. And it is very likely to be in the next episode of Lil' Bush. What's wrong with you people? The only negative of impeaching Bush is that Dick Cheney would be president and I have a solution for you there - just impeach that bastard too.