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Just got the news. My resumé has expired. My resumé is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet the shredder! It's torn! Bereft of Curriculum Vitae, it rests in the circular file! IT IS AN EX-RESUMÉ!!

Spoiler Alert

Well she tied up all the important lose ends. And the series is over. About the only thing we have left to look forward to is the inevitable cartoon show about little Albus Severus Potter and his friends. The situation with Snape worked out more or less as I expected. The final moments were perfectly orchestrated.

So I have one question left. What happens when Griphook the goblin finds out that the sword of Gryffindor is missing because Neville pulled it out of the sorting hat? Did Neville or Harry return it later? Or is it just one more cause of bad blood between the wizards and the goblins?

I can't believe the stupidity of the American public. The media is talking about this like it's open to interpretation as usual. Bush's proclamation of clemency is a slap in the face. But I think if Bush literally wiped his ass with the U.S. Constitution it would be a popular clip on YouTube. And it is very likely to be in the next episode of Lil' Bush. What's wrong with you people? The only negative of impeaching Bush is that Dick Cheney would be president and I have a solution for you there - just impeach that bastard too.

Well it looks like "Kato" Kaelin has competition for the lowest form of bipedal life. Unfortunately, this guy has reproduced, which puts him out of the running for the Darwin awards. Sad to think that he will be entrusted with a child's welfare. Let's face it, it is all about the money. My favorite comment was heard on (Fox?) news where the newscaster said "anyone could be the father". That's right, everyone has had sex with Anna Nicole.

Part four in a series. Part three is here.

Here's a new twist I found on customer service. A certain satellite television provide advertises on their web site that they have "Better Customer Service for All" and on their contact page it says "Superior Customer Service". So can you guess what it is like to call them?